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Cure For the Common Butt

Dr. Kaufman

Dr. Kaufman

It takes a special kind of brilliance to take a look over at your girlfriend’s flat butt, notice a tube of Fix-a-Flat tire sealant sitting on the counter, and decide that the two belong together. It’s hard to believe this is even real, but a transgender woman pretending to be a doctor in Miami Gardens used Fix-a-Flat tire sealant, cement, mineral oil and super glue for a woman’s butt augmentation. And for the low-low price of $700, you too can get a trip to the emergency room!*

This almost defies comprehension. Is this woman deranged? Is she living in a cartoon world where the names of products always indicate their literal purpose? Maybe next she can augment some breasts by putting a couple cantaloupes inside of her patient. And a clothes iron ought to do the trick for those pesky wrinkles. But what about my flat feet? Wait, I know! I think there’s still some Fix-a-Flat left over from your butt augmentation!

What’s really sad is this isn’t the first person to receive this fake doctor’s Looney Tunes treatment, it’s just the first time she’s been caught. And as insane as this fake doctor sounds, you have to wonder about the people who think it’s a good idea to let someone who looks like a circus clown inject their butt with cement. The fake doctor is now facing charges of practicing without a license and causing great bodily harm, a second degree felony. I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of creative procedures she can come up with in the can.

*Ambulance transport and emergency room costs not included.

Click here to see the video, which includes photos of the “doctor” and perhaps the results of his/her self treatment.